do-i-smell-watermelon:

primadollly:

ehentalix:

kyleehenke:

not only is it Friday the 13th, we’re also experiencing massive solar flares that are disrupting communications on earth, and are causing a spooky phenomenon in the sky known as red sprites

oh yeah and did I mention there’s a full moon tonight?

I don’t know how to say this, but we’re all probably about to die

Not just any full moon, either. It’s the Rose Moon to boot.

Mercury is also in retrograde

it was nice knowing you all